Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
