In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
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he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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