He is an equal opportunity slut.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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