i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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