apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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