We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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