And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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