One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm going to jail i love you
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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