p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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