i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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