508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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