i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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