I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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