when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
