i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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We are two peas in an std pod
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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