I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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