its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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