Define "chronic" masturbator.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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