I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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