But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just had sex bonerless
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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