Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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