I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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