Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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