I feel great
I just peed on a car
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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