Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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