big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize
