Don't you send me to vm
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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