Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
