jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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