What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
