Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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