so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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