i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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