I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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