You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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