just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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