I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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