Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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