He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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