so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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