Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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