Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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