Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
So squirting runs in the family.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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