Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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