dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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