Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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