There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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