All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
