When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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