so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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