She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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