I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Randomize
