CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize