you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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