420 ftw
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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