just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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