His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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