Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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